Santa Maria del Rosell hospital, Cartagena, Spain. 4.00pm, 24 July 2045. The hospital is a red brick and featureless modern building. It is quiet outside. The only sound is the rasping of cicadas. It is siesta time and it is very hot. In a room on the second floor air con helps to make it … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 1: Go For It
Category: Harry Says
Book by Baz “Mitch” Mitchell.
Harry Says Chapter 2: So Harry is a Goner
So Harry is a goner. How many times have I heard that? Harry’s all washed up, finished. It was mousecrap then and it’s mousecrap now. I’ve heard it all before. Wrong every time. Harry always bounces back. How many times have I said that, Harry always bounces back and I’m always right. If I had … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 2: So Harry is a Goner
Harry Says Chapter 3: Mr W
Mr G Poznansky The Psychiatric Dept., Glasgow Hospital 25 Sauchiehall St Glasgow GL2 1BY Dr William Evans The Psychiatric Dept., St Mary’s Hospital 4 Willow Gardens Edinburgh EZ6 5HT Ref GWP/MC/290543 29-05-2043 Dear Bill Re: The patient known as “Mr W.” I have enclosed some case notes and tapes regarding a patient I have been … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 3: Mr W
Harry Says Chapter 4: Casino Byzantium
When the crowds were gone Porky sometimes liked to survey his domain, Casino Byzantium. Others might call it Porky's Palace and Porky didn't mind that, but in his own mind it was always Casino Byzantium. Casino Byzantium was situated in a large converted warehouse in London's docklands. The original building had some of the grandeur … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 4: Casino Byzantium
Harry Says Chapter 5: Harry Meets Big Cheese
A year after I started living with the Williamses they moved from their council house to a tower block on a council estate in east London. Their new flat was on the twentieth floor. It was a two-bedroomed flat. My cage was in the living room. One good thing was that there was a great … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 5: Harry Meets Big Cheese
Harry Says Chapter 6: Mr W’s Testament
It is imperative that I leave a Testament. I must set down my thoughts during those times when my mind is clear. The things I will write about will be a warning. Putting my ideas down on paper might finally set my mind at rest. The later and brilliantly successful career of The Master is … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 6: Mr W’s Testament
Harry Says Chapter 7: The Hamster of Luuuurve
The fun started when the Williamses went away on holiday. Two weeks in Benidorm. Chelsea was gutted about not seeing me for two weeks as you would expect. "You be a good boy when I'm away Harry. I'll be missing you. Love and kisses until I come back." This is what she said as she … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 7: The Hamster of Luuuurve
Harry Says Chapter 8: Porky Reflects
Porky lay on a large sofa in his office in Casino Byzantium. He was studying a bank of eight CCTV screens on the opposite wall. He was in a thoughtful mood. Some X-Pets had it easy. Humans were pre-disposed to think well of them. The owl: a symbol of wisdom and of Europe’s greatest civilisation. … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 8: Porky Reflects
Harry Says Chapter 9: Who’s the Daddy?
I’m back at home after staying with the Smiths. I've finished doing some speed work around the living room and am relaxing on the sofa. It is great to be back. Chelsea comes in. She makes a cup of coffee and sits on the sofa beside me. "Who's been a naughty little boy then? Who's … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 9: Who’s the Daddy?
Harry Says Chapter 10: A Case of Felinophobia?
Dr William Evans The Psychiatric Dept. St Mary’s Hospital & School 4 Willow Gardens Edinburgh EZ6 5HT Mr G Poznansky The Psychiatric Dept., Glasgow Hospital 25 Sauchiehall St Glasgow GL2 1BY Ref WJE/JB/150643 15-06-2043 Dear Geoff Re: Your patient known as Mr W Thank you for your letter of 29/5/43 referring to the above patient. … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 10: A Case of Felinophobia?
Harry Says Chapter 11: All This Can Belong To You
I often chat to Big Cheese on the balcony. He likes to go out there and look at the sunset. I have my little box out there that I like to sit in. It is very comfy and Chelsea is always trying to make it even more comfy. Chelsea says I need to get out … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 11: All This Can Belong To You
Harry Says Chapter 12: The Big Night Begins
Soon after that night, which Porky now thought of as The Night, Porky had started to get a vague feeling that something was wrong. On The Night there had been so much happening that he had had no time for suspicions. Nor had he had any reason for them. There had been so much excitement … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 12: The Big Night Begins
Harry Says Chapter 13: A Meeting With The Master
In this Testament I must write of my one and only meeting with The Master. I had been given an appointment on a Wednesday morning at 11.30am and I was punctual. I was recognised by security and admitted without any particular precautions. Everything was friendly and informal. I introduced myself to The Master's PA, a … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 13: A Meeting With The Master
Harry Says Chapter 14: Harry Goes Hunting
I'm sliding down a grassy hill. I'm trying to grab hold of grass, twigs, anything. This is crazy. Why did I let big cheese talk me into this? It sounded like a good idea at the time. Foxhunting. I'd had a call from Big Cheese. I was at Club Magik watching the Hammers play Man … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 14: Harry Goes Hunting
Harry Says Chapter 15: Project Wind in the City
Charlie Spitzenburger CEO was in his office on the twenty-fifth floor of the Neazo Tower in Miami, Florida, USA, headquarters of Neazo Inc. Neazo Tower was fifty stories tall but Spitzenburger, in an egalitarian gesture, had his office exactly half way up. He was standing at the window looking down at the car park at … Continue reading Harry Says Chapter 15: Project Wind in the City